Tag: random

'What took you so long in the shower, Flynn?' Sydney asked her newlywed husband before their first night together. 'Because I'm lucky.' Flynn said jumping on the bed with only a towel wrapped around his waist, wet strands of hair dripping on his forehead. 'Have you decided to turn weird the very first night after our marriage?' Sydney tilted her head, concerned about Flynn's well being. 'Don't you get it, Sydney? I'm so lucky to be alive. Alive, in the same timeline that you exist. Our souls have been sleeping for all eternity and they probably would sleep again after our deaths. Comparing the time of our lives with this eternity is pointless, but this little time that we get to be awake, to breathe, to love, it's-- it's all so aesthetic to imagine. I know we're just starting our marriage but I want it to be the best time of our lives. And by best I don't mean that everything would be...